Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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