I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
tell me about the fingering
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