Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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