that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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