He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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