Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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