sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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