and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
