Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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