On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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