just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What a dumb baby whore.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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