My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
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