Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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