never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
is it fun? or sober?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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