I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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