Kiss
Puke
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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