butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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