Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Randomize
