Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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