Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
