We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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