apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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