If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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