very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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it's great music for shaving your balls
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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