ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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