actually, I'm a sock model
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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