I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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