You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
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I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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