it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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