I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
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nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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