Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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