just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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