I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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