hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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