I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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