How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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