the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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