i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
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