His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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