I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
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I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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