My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize