she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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