carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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