everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he thought i was a dude.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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