Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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