windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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