i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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