I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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