Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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