and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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