how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
