I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
